Published April 07, 2012, 12:04 PM

Slices of Life...Campaign promises ¬– from the cat

My fellow Americans, it is me, the cat. I am here in all my feline finery, ready to provide you with exceptional intellectual commentary, along with a rather cataclysmic announcement.

By: Jill Pertler, Pine Journal

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