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I can't stand when people start out a sentence with any of the following prefixes:

- "Look," followed by an appropriately pregnant pause designed to give listeners the proper time to prepare themselves for what is certain to be an incredibly brilliant insight, for which, listeners should be implicitly grateful. After all, we idiot-receivers of the soon-to-be-gotten information are about to be forever blessed by the coming wisdom. Hence, we should: Look...

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