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Sometimes the girl really does mean "yes" when she says "no." Like when she walks in on you watching UFC, eating a piece of chocolate cake in your sweat pants after she's been in the basement running on the treadmill for an hour - her face glistening, hair back in one of those stretchy headband things, holding a large glass of ice-water, her breathing still laboring from the workout, no one else home.

"Hey, Honey."

"Hi."

"How was your run?"

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